Fe-line Pa-ral-y-sis

20171106_231720Dear Furiends,

My word for the week is Fe-line Pa-ral-y-sis. It is a noun and the definition is: a condition in which humans are unable to move due to the presence of a cat on their lap/s.  I admit that I need to work on this skill…. Mr. M is as masterful at it as he is a purr-therapy. <sigh> I don’t know why the things he does, which he claims are ‘proper feline conduct’ seem so difficult for me to learn. I wish my calendar had tips on how to become a propurr cat!20170226_095637

Purrseidon >^.^<

>>>>> Just look how skilled he is at this – he even looks like he enjoys lounging there and doing nothing.

Share Your World – 2016 Week 34

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What is your favorite comfort snack food?

Purrseidon: Freeze-dried salmon.

Mr. M:  Anything that I do not need to purrsonally catch.P1120988

Is the paper money in your possession right now organized sequentially according to denomination and with the bills right side up and facing the same way?

Purrseidon: None of my catnip mice are named bill, and I do not organize them, other than put them in their basket.

Mr. M:  My sisfur does not understand monetary issues because our staff handles those. However, I know for a fact that our accountant keeps her wallet well organized; thus, all bills are right side up and in order of their amount.

If you were a mouse in your house in the evening, what would you see your family doing?

Purrseidon: Well, I wouldn’t be watching my family, I’d be trying to make furiends.

Mr. M:  She’s still a kitten and doesn’t understand that mice are tasty, so Purr would be shocked when Saphera grabbed it and the staff put them in the back yard.

Would you rather not be able to read or not be able to speak?

Purrseidon: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! That is a terrible choice!!!!!! … Must go climb a tree and think about this!    <Purrseidon leaves.>footprint-1084898_960_720

Mr. M: Since I am a writer’s muse, I would choose reading … for both me and my sisfur. Just think of the peace I would have without her continual chatter!

Bonus Question:What are you grateful for from last week, and what are you looking forward to in the week coming up?

Mr. M: I am very happy about Latitudes & Cattitudes’  Amazon Best Sellers Rank: Latitudes

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3 Great Ideas

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I don’t know why no one asked me to demonstrate these 3 fun things… and certainly don’t know why 2 of the 3 are being demonstrated by dogs, but isn’t that ladder a grand idea? I think Xander and Mischief need one for Whispurring Winds.

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And I know I need/want a huge pool and that slide in my back yard!!!

As per that cat, how in the world can she sit there so calmly and not jump in?!? Again, I point out that she has a huge pool … I want one, too!!!

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The only thing wrong with the jpg below is that the cat is asking, instead of simply hopping in and claiming that tub!

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Squirrels …

Looks, innocent, doesn’t it?

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I don’t think squirrels are as forgetful or dumb as they want me to believe.

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They watch … always, always watch…

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I need Saphera to do this!

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Why squirrels are NOT to be trusted!

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Trust me, a squirrel is never, ever as innocent as it looks!

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I, Ms. Purrseidon, do NOT TRUST SQUIRRELS – and neither should you!