Dear Furiends,
My word for the week is Fe-line Pa-ral-y-sis. It is a noun and the definition is: a condition in which humans are unable to move due to the presence of a cat on their lap/s. I admit that I need to work on this skill…. Mr. M is as masterful at it as he is a purr-therapy. <sigh> I don’t know why the things he does, which he claims are ‘proper feline conduct’ seem so difficult for me to learn. I wish my calendar had tips on how to become a propurr cat!
Purrseidon >^.^<
>>>>> Just look how skilled he is at this – he even looks like he enjoys lounging there and doing nothing.
Purrseidon 
Pursseidon – I think you should stay the way you are.
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I think I should too! >^.^<
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Purrseidon, you do realize, i hope, that you are a proper kitty. In fact, you are the only kitty who could ever be you in the whole existence of the world. You are proper for who you were made to be, water-loving and all.
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Mimi, you are now one of my bestest furiends!!! >^.^<
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I know all about this 🙂
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My brofur makes certain our staff knows about it, too. Ms. Ellen, which one of my furiends taught you about this? >^.^<
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My dear ottercat sister Purrseidon, you are so young and full of life, so you might need some years more to master that skill.
Your brother
Kosmo.
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Kosmo, dear brofur, M agrees with you. >^.^<
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Must. Not. Disturb. The. Kitty! How true!
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Mr. Doug, it sounds like my furiends, Dougy and Andy have trained you very well! >^.^<
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Where is Jackson Galaxie to tell me I’m the problem when I need him???
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On the television show My Cat from Hell.
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