Despite the fact that I am busy-busy with my exterior purrtrol, I realized that it would be in my best interest to write this not-so-wordless post and let you know that you should ignore my brofur, if he dares to tell you that I went luny, just prior to last Friday’s lunar eclipse.
I assure you that I was merely the victim of a case of unfortunate events. Well, purhaps the first thing wasn’t unfortunate – I’ve been trying to learn how to open the front door for months and months and FINALLY was successful.
Unfortunately, I’m not sure exactly how I did it, since the door suddenly swinging backward started me.
I do NOT get started easily, but that door moving in such an unexpected way plus the handle going down certainly surprised me. I leaped free and ran. It is NOT my fault that the staff came in, saw the door wide opened, and panicked. The neighborhood spent hours looking for me. Unfortunately, as I stated previously, I’d fallen victim to a series of unfortunate events.
I. Ran into the bedroom for sanctuary and hopped into a drawer.
2.Unfortunately, my momentum slammed the drawer shut, effectively muffling my shouts for help.
3. I was trapped in that dresser for hours and hours AND, would you believe that my staff had the nerve to blame me for their worry, after they finally paused to listen to me shout?!?
So do NOT listen to M, if he dares tell you anything else… and do be careful how you get into drawers! Faster is NOT better!!!
This post is part of Create with Joy’s Wordless Wednesday & Comedy Plus‘ blog hops