Furiends, you might not want to believe that my sisfur and brofur are conspiring against me … I don’t want to believe it, either, but just look at what I see when I spy on them:
Sisfur, Saphera is washing her filthy paws in my PURRSONAL POOL!!! … all that black stuff is dirt!!! And if that isn’t enough, you can see that my brofur is planning something dastardly:
Just look at his eyes! He’s plotting against me! Oh, furballs, I should never, ever have hidden his silvervine stick! But when the staff explained that it wasn’t a fun joke, I told him to look in the toy basket, so he got it back… it’s not like I took it to keep it or chew it. It was a joke. J O K E … this conspiracy is not a joke.
Oh, meow is me!
Er, this post is supposed to be part of a couple Wordless Wednesday blog hops … you can see what some of their furiends are doing by clicking here.